See this guy? He was arrested and charged with carrying a weapon while intoxicated.
First off, it seems that pretty much everything is illegal if you do it drunk. Drunk in public, riding a bicycle, whatever.
The thing that jumped out at me was, this is a crime that is WAY undercharged. Have you even been deer hunting? Ever see an intoxicated person carrying a weapon?
It also brought to mind Dead Eye Dick Cheney, who after drinking a couple of beers shot his hunting companion. Don't know if Cheney was intoxicated, but I sure don't recall him being charged with anything.