Brandi Swindell - Engage the Culture: "Have Brandi speak for you!! Looking for a great speaker for your event or organization. Brandi's unique, dynamic perspective will impact your audience for eternity."
Wow. Impact an audience for eternity. Eternity. That's some speech. I occasionally speak to groups and the best I hope for is a bit of hightened awareness. "Impacting" them for eternity is way beyond my expectations.
I wonder if she writes this stuff. Two exclamation points, no question mark after the second sentence, and uses "impact" as a verb.
I note that Brandi doesn't offer to speak to you, but rather to speak for you.
[Update; I took out a couple of comments I inserted into the text, put it into a block quote, bolded the phrase, and added the comment about writing the stuff.]